Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I could make wine with my vomit
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
my shit smells like andre
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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