No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Randomize
