That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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