maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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