Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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