some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
