ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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