u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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