I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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