She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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