just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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