Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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