I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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