member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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