you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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