dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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