tell your sister to shave her snatch
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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