You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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