she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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