Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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