That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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