summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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