scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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