i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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