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(614): View more from Ohio

Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination

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(949): View more from California

She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.

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(518): View more from New York

I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance

(303): View more from Colorado

It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.

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(812): View more from Indiana

i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.

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(989): View more from Michigan

He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame

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(503): View more from Oregon

All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.

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(212): View more from New York

Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.

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