At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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