dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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