i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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