So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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