we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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