My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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