So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
