Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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