1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I need a beard to bite.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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