: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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