He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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