question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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