There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I miss vodka workout Fridays
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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