Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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