Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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