id be glad to
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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