i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
vagina is talking i cant
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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