quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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