in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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