My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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