Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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