Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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