Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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