We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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