Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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