:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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