I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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