Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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