Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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