when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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