brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
