How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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