We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
