I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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