You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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