You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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